ELISA
THE LADYBIRD AND THE CONDOR SCRATCHES
AND WIN
I was starting me some sad after the last standstill
and I shook the head thinking to what kind of kind I belong when it places me
on the right shoulder a ladybird.
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Hi as you call yourself? -
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Hi I am Elisa vigilant ladybird and I see that you are going in the wrong
direction. They are 10 dollars. What do you do: you immediately pay or do I
send to your house Jack the gorilla to withdraw the money? -
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Just a moment, just a moment, please!! - cry me surprised. What’s the meaning
of this history of the wrong direction, here any road is not marked: as you do
to say that I am going in the wrong direction? -
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see that you want to raise objections, they are other 190 dollars for the
objections, totally they are two hundred dollars, what do you make do you pay?
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But damn, is not possible, this is a theft, I am walking on a path that doesn't
have any indication!! -
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You see here friend the things they work so, there is not a precise rule, we
are us ladybirds that we establish the as the why and the for when of the code
of the road and therefore now you have to comply to how much I tell you and in
hurry otherwise I will be forced to call the gorillas and it won't be pleasant,
I assure you... -
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But do you want to tell me because us l 'you have with me? You ladybirds you
should not
bring
fortune? -
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And' really this way you have the fortune on your right shoulder and you don't
realize of it. Do you want really to know why you are going in the wrong direction?
Well here it is the explanation: over that curve there is a flock of crocodiles
that doesn't wait anything else other than to see to pass some unprovided
tourist as you to make himself a snack. I have really this assignment, to avoid
how unprovided as you ends in their fauces. The ten dollars serve me to buy to
eat for me and for my children! -
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Excuse me - I did me repented - I didn't know.. here you have the ten dollars
and excuse me once more time.
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Thanks and hi. Good luck! - And it flew away...
Before
returning back I wanted however to make sure me that the ladybird not cheated
me and so I advanced thin to a bush, I hid me and I saw beyond the curve an
enormous flock of crocodiles. I felt that they discussed...
Crocodile
1 - When the little fellow goes out of the curve I jump him I set and I him a
foot and while he tries to escape you come brother Grock and you pick him up
for an arm and you bring him in the middle of the flock, there we divide him in
equal parts... -
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Ah no - it jumps on Crocodile 2 - I am more old crocodile and I have the right
to a greater part!
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Ah yes? - Crocodile 4 said - I am the strongest and I say that who he is
stronger it takes more of who is small and weak like you Crocodile 1... -
Crocodile
3 - But would not it be better first to take this blessed man and then to
discuss of as we eat him it? -
Crocodile
4 - Yes it’s all rights: soon we go to pick up him before he escape us! - and
it started to tramp as a cat toward the curve followed by all the others that
dripped a lot of saliva from the mouth to the thought of the imminent snack.
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held back the breath, then I thought how only Priscilla could throw me out of
that trouble. I called with the jail cell:
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Priscilla, Priscillas are me, I’m I I’m in the pies, there is a flock of
crocodiles that wants to eat me! -
Priscilla
– Be quiet: I send you the Condor
Scratches and Win that it will bring you in safe. -
Immediately
the Condor Scratches and Win it arrived in a flash and it took me with its
claws really while the first crocodile was about to bite me the foot.
It
brought me in flight for miles and miles and I found me in the swamp together
with all the other friends of whom I have spoken to you. We decided to make a
great party with songs and dances and we turned on the fire for it stuffed a
giant spit but attention: in honor of my friends, a great and juicy vegetable
spit!!